It has come to my attention that events in Minneapolis just took it to the next LEVEL. And by next LEVEL I mean….MMA Style. Pretty soon it will be a requirement that all guests show up in protective sparring gear. Who knows maybe Joe Rogan can be the MC and My brother Joe D’Arce can come down and show people how to do his famous “D’Arce Choke.”
I know it has been a while since Marty-The-1-Man-Party has been to Minneapolis/St. Paul to host an event. But that is no reason to start fighting…..or maybe it is….maybe this is the beginning of a NEW ERA… Everyone knows that fighters that come out of the Midwest are tough….But we never knew it is because instead of playing COKE & PEPSI (the oldest, most tired annoying game in Mitzvah history)….the young Minneapolis & St. Paul kids are playing “HEY THATS MINE…POW”
I must say that in the 10 years that I lived there…I did see some crazy things….but never anything like that. Here is a video to celebrate the moment. Mazel Tov!!!